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In just a few days many of us expect to be wearing paper crowns and sharing some pretty bad jokes! Well, we are here to share some of our favourite locksmith jokes with you. Take these ones home and share them wth the fam! To kick it off here is the 2020 themed joke.
Why were locksmiths allowed to remain open during lockdown?
They are key workers.
I adopted a dog from a locksmith.
As soon as we got home he made a bolt for the door.
I’m thinking of becoming a Locksmith…
I’m hoping it will open some doors for me.
I went to locksmithing school
I learned some key information!
What’s a locksmith’s favorite pasta?
Gnocchi.
I am forming a mutual support-group for people who have been ripped-off by locksmiths.
My door is always open.
Whats another name for a hairdresser?
A locksmith.
A man is sitting in the dock at court.
The judge asks the man for his occupation.
“I’m a locksmith, your honour”, the defendant replies.
“And what were you doing at the jewellers at three in the morning when police arrived at the scene”, the judge inquires.
“I was making a bolt for the door”.
From all the teams at Wynns, we wish you a merry Christmas and a happy new year! We hope that you get to spend time with loved ones, eat great food, and tell some locksmith jokes that make everyone groan! If you have a joke to share with us please leave a comment on our locksmith joke facebook post for all to see!

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